All hijinks... ever
Like literal children, citizens don't always want to be kept safe from "real life" things. Sometimes they struggle and scream against being kept safe, sometimes with ear-piercing shrieks that can make your skin crawl.
Associated Hijinks: The Web Police vs the Yes Men
With the use of this technology, a single hamburger, for example, can be eaten more than ten times, providing a cumulative total of three times the nutritional value of the original “fresh” hamburger.
Associated Hijinks: Let Them Eat Hamburger
Systemic Trade Barriers are the most insidious form of free-trade barrier. These are deep barriers, at the level of systems and structures, at the very core of the governments of most countries today....
Associated Hijinks: The WTO proposes the end of democracy
The British used mummies as fuel, a crime still keenly felt by Egyptologists. But the Vivoleum feedstock is UNprecious, and responds to the needs of a shrinking market with greater supply: the dance of capital appears in full flower.
Associated Hijinks: Exxon's climate-victim candles
A more complex case is IBM’s sale of technology to WWII Germany for use in identifying Jews. But no one can deny they were profitable, and although this issue remains a skeleton in the closet, in retrospect it is quite clearly golden.
Associated Hijinks: Dow's Golden Skeleton
So far what we've got: Good for business, bad for people. We now need a fourth phase: good for business—good for people. And the path to this, as any economist worth his salt will tell you, can be summed up in one word: stewardship.
Associated Hijinks: The WTO's "stewardry" solution for Africa
It's time once again for people to decide how the world ought to be, and to stop leaving decisions in the hands of the children with the most toys. Starting today, the Democratic Party is going to serve the people once again by fighting for what people need and want, and that therefore wins elections.
Associated Hijinks: DNC Takeback
Our entire panoply of defensive and security solutions to terrorism has collapsed, worthless! There is simply no imaginable answer to the terrorist threat within the paradigms of defense and security.
Associated Hijinks: A total terrorism solution for Europe
Runaway climate change would mean mass migrations, famines, and death on a scale never witnessed before. Needless to say, that would be bad for business.
Associated Hijinks: U.S. Chamber of Commerce Goes Green