In Andy's old haunt of the Castro, the "Bush campaign" went around with "Diversity Compassion Orangutan," the conservative answer to... well, compassion for diverse people. With the visual aid of DCO, they explained a program, modeled on SETI@home, to preemptively (as in Iraq-attack) annul all gay marriages.

That's about all there was to it. It doesn't make sense today, but it didn't make sense then either!

See this for the whole nutty story of what the hell we were doing that year.