The yes-fungible token

Look, we really don't know what an NFT is. We've read the articles, and we know it's something important, and that it uses lots of electricity from lots of internet servers to do whatever that important thing is — but we still don't quite get it. However, as soon as we do, we're going to make our very own Yes-NFT. It'll be a video. It'll be yours. No one else will ever be able to own it.

Meanwhile, please enjoy this video. And if you donate something, anything, we will gladly declare that it's yours.